We are proud to announce the latest addition to our popular Adventure Tour: The Cat-Vern. For a small up-charge guests can request that one of our staff cats join their Adventure Tour through the wild sections of Natural Bridge Caverns.
Both Camy and Fuzz Lightyear, veterans of the cavern’s pest control division, have trained over the last six months to assist on Adventure Tours through the darkest areas of the cavern. Given their excellent night vision, agility, and ability to squeeze through the narrowest areas with little effort, training for deep cave work has been relatively easy.
“The hardest part had been finding helmets,” noted the cavern guide supervisor. “Fortunately, our retail department had connections with a teddy bear outfitter.”
“We expect this to be a wildly successful add-on – right up there with brisket pizza,” said the head of new product development.
The cavern’s staff geologist could not be reached for comment, although was spotted rolling his eyes.
If you’ve read this far you have probably realized that today is April Fool’s Day and you really can’t trust anything you read on the internet (even more so today). No cats were harassed in the preparation of today’s post, but several cat lovers were completely stoked.
